OH MY GOD! VALENTINE ON MY MIND SAYS LOLA
A guy met a lady in my street last month, he tried to express his true feelings to her but she rejected him because his appearance looks poor and dirty, he was the least to her expectation, he continued persuading her till January 31st but all to no avail.
he was driving to shoprite when he saw her waiting for a cab, he decided to stop and give her a ride to where she was going, she was shocked when she saw him coming out of the car
Segun: Lola, watsup, where are you going in this hot afternoon?
Lola: (amazing) is this you? don't tell me you drive this expensive car
Segun: (smiling) its nothing now, tell me where are you going and am ready to be your driver
Lola: (smile) really? actually am going to supermarket to shop
Segun: which area?
Lola: Chris supermarket
Segun: No problem, I'm going to shoprite but I will drive you to Chris and go my way
Lola: (feeling ashame) Since you're going to shoprite let me divert from Chris to shoprite
Segun: ok, no problem
After shopping Segun paid the bills of Lola worth N100,000 and his N300,000. Lola was surprised and felt guilty for looking down on Segun.
Later the same day (Lola alone in her room thinking and talking to herself)
Oh my God, Lolly, you don fuck up, how will I convince this guy since I have molested him and valentine is on the way, (she thought for a while and eventually resulted in a solution). I will call him and apologized
Segun: (in his apartment relaxing when his phone rang): hello
Lola: hi Segun
Segun: who am I speaking with?
Lola: its me Lola, don't tell me you don't have my number
Segun: sorry, I didn't save it since you are not interested in me
Lola: hmmn!, I just want to thank you for the shopping
Segun: you 're welcome
Lola: and I want to apologised for the way I reacted to you in the past
Segun: its all in the past, and I don't hold anything against you so you don't have to worry
Lola: thank you very much, when will I se.......
Segun: (caught in) Lola, I'll call you later, there is an incoming call from my mum, please hang up first
Lola: alright talk later (caught the phone) now that I have apologised, I'll have to be friend with him, this valentine must not go like that....
The following day, (there was a knock at Segun's door, ) who is there?
Lola: (from outside) its me Lola
Segun: hold on, am coming (open the door) Lola, wats up? what are you doing here and how did you know my house?
Lola: Segun, hold on now, how many questions at a time, won't you allow me in?
Segun: (reluctantly) ok come inside
Lola: (look around) your have a beautiful home
Segun: thanks, now answer my question
Lola: firstly, I came here to thank you for yesterday and I want you to forget the second question because I won't answer you (opened her pox and brought out a parcel) Segun, I bought this for you, its a token but I hope you'll love it
Segun: (smiling) thanks Lola, but you don't need to bother yourself, and if you're doing this because you felt bad for your unkind words towards me, you don't have to, I've already forget about the issue
Lola: thanks, they talked for some minutes and ended up with sex.
Lola continued playing her pranking games just to make sure that Segun loves her, she continue buying gifts till the day arrived.
A day to valentine.
Lola: (thinking and talking) tomorrow is the day, I must collect double of what I spent on Segun, (she decided to call Segun)
Segun: hello sweetheart
Lola: hi my love, wats up
Segun: am cool
Lola: happy valentine in advance my love
Segun: I wish you the same dear
Lola: Won't you take me out tomorrow?
Segun: for sure I will
Lola: where do you want us to go?
Segun: Make your choice and its a deal
Lola: lets go to Sheraton
Segun: is that what you want?
Lola: not all, I want to buy a gown, necklace and shoes and I need an iPhone 6 its amounted to 850,000 but I only have N300,000 can you please help me I'll pay you back
Segun: haba! Lola, why do you have to pay me back? u still underrate me, anyways, buy everything u need I'll pay the bills tomorrow
Lola: or should I come over to your house and collect the money?
Segun: I have deposited the cash I have with me yesterday, but I promise you am going to surprise you tomorrow.
Lola: how will you pay when you don't have the cash with you?
Segun: don't worry I have my atm with me
Lola: okay, lets talk later dear, good night
Segun: good night my love (thinking of what to do) this girl don see maga o, see as she open office for my head, no wahala now,( he decided to call her again)
Lola: (phone rings) hello babe
Segun: (for your mind) sweetie, pleaes, can I have 50k from you this night?
Lola: babe for what?
Segun: I was just told that Tunji was hospitalized for appendicitis and they need 50k to carry out the operation, I'll give you back tomorrow
Lola: (shocked) where are you now?
Segun: am still at home, but on my way to the hospital
Lola: just wait for me (she dressed up and dash out of her room)
Segun: (some minutes later, there was a knock on Segun's door) who is that?
Lola: its me
Segun (open the door) babe, thank you, what would I have done without you?
Lola: don't worry, he will be fine (she handed the money to him) lets go together
Segun: don't worry, just wait for me here, I'll be back
Lola: are u sure you will be fine?
Segun: yes, just wait for me ( he dashed out of the room and returned after 1hr) babe am back
Lola: How is he?
Segun: I was unable to see him, but the doctor said he will be fine
Lola: why didn't you stay with him?
Segun: how would I? when I left my angel alone in the room
Lola: (smile) am okay here, when will you go back?
Segun: I'll go first thing tomorrow morning
Lola: hope Tunji is not going tomorrow valentine
Segun: haba, we will celebrate in the evening
Lola: I know, am talking about the things I told you I wanted to buy
Segun: that one is not a problem, I can even give you the ATM when you're going
Lola: really? that's why I love you, move towards him and kissed him (Segun immediately grabbed her bumbum and give her a hot kissed which leads to hot romance and from romance to sex) Lola left the house minutes later with the ATM.
the following day, Lola, called her boo but wasn't going through, she thought to herself that maybe he is still in the hospital, after some hours she went with to the ATM centre to withdraw but the network was bad so she had to go back home.
Segun: (let me called this girl) hello babe,
Lola: hi love, happy valentine
Segun: I wish you the same
Lola: how is your brother?
Segun: the operation was successful and he will be discharged in a week's time, have you withdraw the amount you needed?
Lola: I haven't, the network is so bad, but I'll go when am through with my hair
Segun: ok, I thought you could lend me out of the money you withdraw so that I can buy some provisions and drugs for my brother
Lola: How much are did you need?
Segun: almost 70k, but don't worry, since you said you've not withdraw it
Lola: babe, I still have 70k with me, come to my house in the next 20mins so that you can have it
Segun: thank you my love, I don't know how to repay you
Lola: (blushing) you're welcome, you don't have to worry since I'll withdraw it back
Segun: I know, but I still have to appreciate you. (20mins later Segun knock)
Lola: hold one, am coming, ( she opened the door) babe, how are you?
Segun: Am not fine, so exhausted
Lola: I understand, (she handed the money to him) this is the money
Segun: thanks babe
Lola: you're welcome
Segun kissed Lola and they made valentine love, few minutes later Segun left.
(Some minutes later Lola went back to the bank and discover the card has expired) oh my God, this card has expired and Segun gave it to me (she decided to call Segun but his number was not going through) oh I remember, he must be in the hospital, she went home with sad face, she continued trying Segun's number until evening but to no avail, she decided to go to his house. (she knocked Segun's door) but there was no answer. After spending one hour she gave up and was about going when she met a young guy coming inside
Lola: good evening sir
Mr. Rotimi: good evening
Lola: please am looking for Segun, he leaves in this apartment (pointing to Segun's door)
Mr. Rotimi: oh, you mean Sege?
Lola: Yes
Mr. Rotimi: I just dropped him off at the airport, he is going to London to meet his family
Lola: Really, what about Tunji, I heard he was admitted to the hospital
Mr. Rotimi: nope, Tunji travelled to Lagos two days ago
Lola: (pretending) its through, I forgot, Segun told me, thank you sir
Mr. Rotimi: you're welcome.
Lola went home angrily and disappointed crying and weeping, so this guy has been deceiving me all this while, my 120k, my pussy, all in vain. chai, Segun you will never succeed, Segun your plane will definitely crash etc.
Who is at fault? Segun or Lola?
THE END
he was driving to shoprite when he saw her waiting for a cab, he decided to stop and give her a ride to where she was going, she was shocked when she saw him coming out of the car
Segun: Lola, watsup, where are you going in this hot afternoon?
Lola: (amazing) is this you? don't tell me you drive this expensive car
Segun: (smiling) its nothing now, tell me where are you going and am ready to be your driver
Lola: (smile) really? actually am going to supermarket to shop
Segun: which area?
Lola: Chris supermarket
Segun: No problem, I'm going to shoprite but I will drive you to Chris and go my way
Lola: (feeling ashame) Since you're going to shoprite let me divert from Chris to shoprite
Segun: ok, no problem
After shopping Segun paid the bills of Lola worth N100,000 and his N300,000. Lola was surprised and felt guilty for looking down on Segun.
Later the same day (Lola alone in her room thinking and talking to herself)
Oh my God, Lolly, you don fuck up, how will I convince this guy since I have molested him and valentine is on the way, (she thought for a while and eventually resulted in a solution). I will call him and apologized
Segun: (in his apartment relaxing when his phone rang): hello
Lola: hi Segun
Segun: who am I speaking with?
Lola: its me Lola, don't tell me you don't have my number
Segun: sorry, I didn't save it since you are not interested in me
Lola: hmmn!, I just want to thank you for the shopping
Segun: you 're welcome
Lola: and I want to apologised for the way I reacted to you in the past
Segun: its all in the past, and I don't hold anything against you so you don't have to worry
Lola: thank you very much, when will I se.......
Segun: (caught in) Lola, I'll call you later, there is an incoming call from my mum, please hang up first
Lola: alright talk later (caught the phone) now that I have apologised, I'll have to be friend with him, this valentine must not go like that....
The following day, (there was a knock at Segun's door, ) who is there?
Lola: (from outside) its me Lola
Segun: hold on, am coming (open the door) Lola, wats up? what are you doing here and how did you know my house?
Lola: Segun, hold on now, how many questions at a time, won't you allow me in?
Segun: (reluctantly) ok come inside
Lola: (look around) your have a beautiful home
Segun: thanks, now answer my question
Lola: firstly, I came here to thank you for yesterday and I want you to forget the second question because I won't answer you (opened her pox and brought out a parcel) Segun, I bought this for you, its a token but I hope you'll love it
Segun: (smiling) thanks Lola, but you don't need to bother yourself, and if you're doing this because you felt bad for your unkind words towards me, you don't have to, I've already forget about the issue
Lola: thanks, they talked for some minutes and ended up with sex.
Lola continued playing her pranking games just to make sure that Segun loves her, she continue buying gifts till the day arrived.
A day to valentine.
Lola: (thinking and talking) tomorrow is the day, I must collect double of what I spent on Segun, (she decided to call Segun)
Segun: hello sweetheart
Lola: hi my love, wats up
Segun: am cool
Lola: happy valentine in advance my love
Segun: I wish you the same dear
Lola: Won't you take me out tomorrow?
Segun: for sure I will
Lola: where do you want us to go?
Segun: Make your choice and its a deal
Lola: lets go to Sheraton
Segun: is that what you want?
Lola: not all, I want to buy a gown, necklace and shoes and I need an iPhone 6 its amounted to 850,000 but I only have N300,000 can you please help me I'll pay you back
Segun: haba! Lola, why do you have to pay me back? u still underrate me, anyways, buy everything u need I'll pay the bills tomorrow
Lola: or should I come over to your house and collect the money?
Segun: I have deposited the cash I have with me yesterday, but I promise you am going to surprise you tomorrow.
Lola: how will you pay when you don't have the cash with you?
Segun: don't worry I have my atm with me
Lola: okay, lets talk later dear, good night
Segun: good night my love (thinking of what to do) this girl don see maga o, see as she open office for my head, no wahala now,( he decided to call her again)
Lola: (phone rings) hello babe
Segun: (for your mind) sweetie, pleaes, can I have 50k from you this night?
Lola: babe for what?
Segun: I was just told that Tunji was hospitalized for appendicitis and they need 50k to carry out the operation, I'll give you back tomorrow
Lola: (shocked) where are you now?
Segun: am still at home, but on my way to the hospital
Lola: just wait for me (she dressed up and dash out of her room)
Segun: (some minutes later, there was a knock on Segun's door) who is that?
Lola: its me
Segun (open the door) babe, thank you, what would I have done without you?
Lola: don't worry, he will be fine (she handed the money to him) lets go together
Segun: don't worry, just wait for me here, I'll be back
Lola: are u sure you will be fine?
Segun: yes, just wait for me ( he dashed out of the room and returned after 1hr) babe am back
Lola: How is he?
Segun: I was unable to see him, but the doctor said he will be fine
Lola: why didn't you stay with him?
Segun: how would I? when I left my angel alone in the room
Lola: (smile) am okay here, when will you go back?
Segun: I'll go first thing tomorrow morning
Lola: hope Tunji is not going tomorrow valentine
Segun: haba, we will celebrate in the evening
Lola: I know, am talking about the things I told you I wanted to buy
Segun: that one is not a problem, I can even give you the ATM when you're going
Lola: really? that's why I love you, move towards him and kissed him (Segun immediately grabbed her bumbum and give her a hot kissed which leads to hot romance and from romance to sex) Lola left the house minutes later with the ATM.
the following day, Lola, called her boo but wasn't going through, she thought to herself that maybe he is still in the hospital, after some hours she went with to the ATM centre to withdraw but the network was bad so she had to go back home.
Segun: (let me called this girl) hello babe,
Lola: hi love, happy valentine
Segun: I wish you the same
Lola: how is your brother?
Segun: the operation was successful and he will be discharged in a week's time, have you withdraw the amount you needed?
Lola: I haven't, the network is so bad, but I'll go when am through with my hair
Segun: ok, I thought you could lend me out of the money you withdraw so that I can buy some provisions and drugs for my brother
Lola: How much are did you need?
Segun: almost 70k, but don't worry, since you said you've not withdraw it
Lola: babe, I still have 70k with me, come to my house in the next 20mins so that you can have it
Segun: thank you my love, I don't know how to repay you
Lola: (blushing) you're welcome, you don't have to worry since I'll withdraw it back
Segun: I know, but I still have to appreciate you. (20mins later Segun knock)
Lola: hold one, am coming, ( she opened the door) babe, how are you?
Segun: Am not fine, so exhausted
Lola: I understand, (she handed the money to him) this is the money
Segun: thanks babe
Lola: you're welcome
Segun kissed Lola and they made valentine love, few minutes later Segun left.
(Some minutes later Lola went back to the bank and discover the card has expired) oh my God, this card has expired and Segun gave it to me (she decided to call Segun but his number was not going through) oh I remember, he must be in the hospital, she went home with sad face, she continued trying Segun's number until evening but to no avail, she decided to go to his house. (she knocked Segun's door) but there was no answer. After spending one hour she gave up and was about going when she met a young guy coming inside
Lola: good evening sir
Mr. Rotimi: good evening
Lola: please am looking for Segun, he leaves in this apartment (pointing to Segun's door)
Mr. Rotimi: oh, you mean Sege?
Lola: Yes
Mr. Rotimi: I just dropped him off at the airport, he is going to London to meet his family
Lola: Really, what about Tunji, I heard he was admitted to the hospital
Mr. Rotimi: nope, Tunji travelled to Lagos two days ago
Lola: (pretending) its through, I forgot, Segun told me, thank you sir
Mr. Rotimi: you're welcome.
Lola went home angrily and disappointed crying and weeping, so this guy has been deceiving me all this while, my 120k, my pussy, all in vain. chai, Segun you will never succeed, Segun your plane will definitely crash etc.
Who is at fault? Segun or Lola?
THE END
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