My dubious act almost haunt me

I was hungry this afternoon, thinking how to buy lunch when I don't have any penny with me.  After thinking it through I made up my mind to buy noodles from malam who sells under tree outside my office,  on getting there d malam was not there but I met some guys who happened to be my friends cook noodles for customer,  I was not scared still with my plan on my head,  as he was cooking my noodles d malam came and took over d cooking. It was time to come out with my plan I brought out my office key pretending to bring out money,  surprising I screamed and said how did I come here with key instead of money oh oh oh what will I do?  Thinking and talking as if I mean it,  the Malam answered and said go back to office and bring the money I quickly interrupted him, but you know my office is far and its a four storey building I don't have strength climbing and coming down of d stair case, don't worry i"ll give u ur money when am going home and he agreed reluctantly,  when he was about to fry d egg,  one of  d guys dat was standing close by saw my boss driving in and called me to see my boss, I was shocked coz I knew my plan has failed,  so as I was about to go d malam promised to fry d egg before I come back but I should bring his money when am coming for d noodles.  My noodles is still there up till now and am really hungry,  my dubious act has failed me, friends tell me what to do.